Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

Britney shaved her head Friday night! Is she going off the deep end?

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.

Silversun Pickups have really blown up over last year, what with their single getting heavy national radio play and even making an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. So we were blown away when frontman Brian Aubert said he’d come by the LG Studios to play us some songs. We saw first hand why everyone is talking about this band…one of the best Studio Sessions we have ever had!

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

Daniel from As Tall As Lions came by the LG Studios and sang us a ridiculously amazing version of the Holiday classic "O Holy Night." Get ready for goose bumps.

Racism has been a very bad thing for society, but you may not know that racism also extends to gaming. For example, elves discriminate against dwarves, and humans don’t like orcs. It’s true!

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Makes a great snack, morning noon and night.

These babes used their boobs to seduce Santa and his elves. See if you can use your little helper to figure out who they are.

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.