The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

In theaters 6-13-08. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Not seeing your reflection in a mirror is like being transported immediately into a dumb M. Night Shyamalan plot.

In theaters 11-21-07. "August Rush" tells the story of a charismatic young Irish guitarist (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) and a sheltered young cellist (Keri Russell) who have a chance encounter one magical night above New York's Washington Square, but are soon torn apart, leaving in their wake an infant, August Rush, orphaned by circumstance. Now performing on the streets of New York and cared for by a mysterious stranger (Robin Williams), August (Freddie Highmore) uses his remarkable musical talent to seek the parents from whom he was separated at birth.

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

In theaters 10-12-07. Two brothers on opposite sides of the law. Beyond their differences lies loyalty.