Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

From a Bahamas newspaper, photos of Anna cuddlng with the Bahamian immigration minister. So that's how she got citizenship!

The E! Channel decides to end The Anna Nicole Show on a high note. Her untimely death.

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

1967 - 2007. America's Princess. Never forget.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Here's Paris and Nicole, BFFs since they were wee ones. See, Nicole really IS black!

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

For whatever reason. Nicole Richie wanted to share her lacey underwear-covered ass to the camera. Sill feels gross.

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

Somehow she's actually made this gesture look even more obscene.

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Innocent little Nicole on her U of AZ "Cat Card." Charming!

This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!