Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

It looks like Nicole Richie's stylist has struck again!

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!

Anna Nicole Smith proves she's the smartest spokesperson alive.

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.