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Player Terrifies Cheerleader

Player Terrifies Cheerleader

Considering some of the charges, against NFL players, I don't entirely blame her.

 
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Player Terrifies Cheerleader

By: LG Staff
December 16 2010, 10:38 AM

Considering some of the charges, against NFL players, I don't entirely blame her.

 

 
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Sociopathlete Round-Up 12/15/10

By: Tom L
December 15 2010, 9:56 AM

The road to professional sports is one of the most effective sociopath assembly lines in the world. Separated from their peers by talent as kids, pandered to as teenagers, and idolized as adults, today's college and professional athletes know that forgiveness is only one contrite press conference away. We keep track of their antisocial behavior and marvel at their sociopathleticism in the Sociopathlete Round-Up.


Sociopathlete: Sal Alosi, Strength and Conditioning Coach, New York Jets,
Former Linebacker, Hofstra

We learned today that Alosi has been suspended indefinitely (his suspension was previously scheduled to be up at the end of this season) when the Jets "found out" that he had ordered players to form a wall along the sidelines in order to impede Dolphins special teamer Nolan Carroll if he ventured out of bounds. Alosi stuck his leg out, tripped Carroll, and is now awaiting his sportsmanship award from Jets coach Rex Ryan. The other shoe may not have dropped in this case, since the notion of a strength coach taking it upon himself to order inactive players to interfere with punt coverage in an organized manner seems a bit far-fetched. If it came from above, or even from the top, this could place the entire Jets franchise in the pantheon of sociopathletics.

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Sociopathlete Round-Up, 12/7

By: Tom L
December 07 2010, 3:49 PM

The road to professional sports is one of the most effective sociopath assembly lines in the world. Separated from their peers by talent as kids, pandered to as teenagers, and idolized as adults, today's college and professional athletes know that forgiveness is only one contrite press conference away. We keep track of their antisocial behavior and marvel at their sociopathleticism in the Sociopathlete Round-Up.

Sociopathlete: Lawrence Taylor, former Linebacker, New York Giants
The real LT appeared in court the other day to claim that police violated his rights when they entered a hotel room he was sleeping in to seize evidence that he had paid a sixteen-year-old runaway $300 for sex. Court papers in a related but separate case say he admitted to sex acts with the girl. What they don't say is that LT didn't even practice soliciting prostitutes during the week, he just showed up on soliciting-prostitutes-day and made it happen. But at least he's taking it seriously.

Sociopathlete: Albert Haynesworth, Defensive Lineman, Washington Redskins
Brett Favre made the list last time for doing his job. Haynesworth makes it for refusing to do his. Coach Mike Shanahan suspended him for the final four games of the season without pay. Haynesworth didn't want to play nose tackle in the team's 3-4 defense. But he also didn't want to find a new team and give up his 21 million dollar contract bonus. So he just stayed on, but also didn't do his job - the best of both worlds. He also needed 10 days to pass a conditioning test at the start of training camp, showing that you don't need athleticism to have sociopathleticism.

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Greatest Goal Celebration

Greatest Goal Celebration

That's the type of showboating I wanna see in the NFL.

 
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Greatest Goal Celebration

By: LG Staff
July 29 2010, 9:55 AM

That's the type of showboating I wanna see in the NFL.

 

 

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL Rap Sheet Game

NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

 

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

 

The NFL's Smoky Past

The NFL's  Smoky Past

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

 

Baby NFL Draft Pick

Baby NFL Draft Pick

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

 

McGruff vs Vick

McGruff vs Vick

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.