It's ok Aengus, dudes get shine too. Now take that shame outta your game.

Now this is one wasted lady! Picture the thought process (or lack there of) that ran through her head from the second she spotted the live news report to the moments she appeared on screen and while the reporter was talking about her (that is, if she even noticed!). Props to the news reporter here for not missing a beat.

Middle-aged man at football game succumbs to peer pressure (apparently one never grows out of it) and dunks his head in a 5 gallon bucket o' piss for $450 ($50 a head). A little gross but perhaps a kinda good deal too no (depending where you stand on the whole how-gross-is-being-soaked-in-other-peoples-pee spectrum)? Not quite. Because all the men involved are members of the Ohio police department, some "concerned citizens" apparently saw fit to get the local news involved. The dunker received 2 days suspension, and will have to complete an alcohol evaluation, while the onlookers received official reprimands. Ain't that a pisser!

We love the look on his face after he realizes what he does. "Maybe if I stand really still and smile everyone will forget what just happened". Know the name of your TV station buddy....

Oopsie doodle! What's on this lady's mind? Perhaps she suffers from the adult ADD that was the topic of this Today Show news segment. Whatever it was, total fail. Check it out.

All it takes is one little fly for this news anchor to lose all his [studied?] composure... Tell us how you really feel about rural Augusta Georgia...

The title says it all! The next day the station issued the following apology: ""As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone," read the statement. "We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!"

Not only does this guy fall asleep on air, he blames it on "doing math in his head"! We know, we know, math is tricky, and thinking can be straight up exhausting... and then there's Sven... Poor Sven, out there in the cold, and, yet, he handles it so graciously.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

And that ends the interview.

Just 'cause.

And it makes the news.

This is why you shouldn't do a live news report from one.

Turns out, she's not that good of a pole dancer.

Cracks up news station.