Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Audrina's new boyfriend makes us go W.T.F.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

Boob York, Boob York it’s a hell of a town.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently had twins, making them officially the new Brady Bunch. Check out their new theme song!

Bragging to your friends is serious business. Here's the 3rd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Everybody loves a good nickname. Check out the 2nd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

The Trons perform their new single "Sister Robot", I prefer their Beta stuff.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

These boobs got a brand new look, and they’re feeling better about themselves.