Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

Hello and welcome to Whoose Boobs, the only online game with a booth at this year’s San Diego Boob-con.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Behold the 10 funniest movies scenes from the years 1987-1996!

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.