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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.

 

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T's Christmas

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

 

Toddling Tupac

Toddling Tupac

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

 

Charlie Wilson's War Trailer

Charlie Wilson's War Trailer

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

 

The Office on SNL

The Office on SNL

The Office's Rainn Wilson, AKA Dwight, hosted SNL recently, and got a taste of the uncanny backstage!

 

Duke Lacrosse Rape Joke

Duke Lacrosse Rape Joke

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.