In this raptacular video, 50 Cent almost bitch slaps a French dude. Why? Because the French deserve to be slapped.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

In the 1990s, Bill Clinton and Giga Pets were the BOMB! Which one would you rather?

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

Cute Alert! This doggy is made out of 100% brain! That makes him adorable AND smart!

Ah! Adorables! Napoleon and Pedro as kids! We will Vote for Pedro because of this adorable picture!

We feel like we knew this kid in high school.

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

We hope this super cat doesn't like to ride horses. To think of what could happen.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

Baywatch boobs are an extraordinary breed that bounce in slow-mo.

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.