Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Seriously. ANYTHING.

This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Makes for one hell of an airshow.

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

In record time.

One girls evolution.

Bites the dust, in a big way.

It's happened to all of us.

Thanks to Google.

I wonder if quadruplets have souls? Maybe just a quarter of a soul?

Tosses around trucks like pieces of paper.

Here's what really goes down.

In his defense, it wasn't smoked.

Surprisingly, no one died in this accident.

And why you shouldn't do it.

The force is strong in this one.

In Brazil.