There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.

This one is totally going on my MySpace page.

Parents: Watch this video if you want to know what your children are doing on MySpace. You'll never let them use the computer again.

With so many people on Myspace , it can be easy to get lost in the crowd of crazies and drift away into abandoned profile world. Take this quiz, find out your true Myspace personality and post it on your page so other users can know what you’re all about!

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.