...Now with less saturated fat!

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

"To Catch A Predator" investigates this guy's thang.

Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

The mascot gets into the action! Oh my!

We hope they at least EAT the slug after they abuse him.

That little Coppertone Girl is legal. Finally!

We'd call and laugh at him.

"Look, Ma! I got my degree in Road Head!"

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?

This one is totally going on my MySpace page.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

We see nothing wrong with a little grope-action on your wedding day.

What an adorably smart cat! He knows where to go when he needs to get a little warm!

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

Ah yes, we knew there was at least ONE person who watched The Matrix.

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)