Suddenly, I'm not so proud of my microwave meals.

He is living my dream.

Two of my favorite things, natural disasters and people who sound like extras from 'Dazed and Confused.'

I have never packed like this, in my life.

Dang, I thought my parents were negligent!!!!

He just gets back up, like nothing happened. I think that's great...act casual and maybe people wont notice.

Antoine Dodson is my new hero...thanks to Auto-Tune!!

My favorite line, "He was forced to get married to someone he did not want to marry. But that does not mean that he did not love her."

Look at what just dropped, ya'll! New Juggal-footage!

It's amazing that it's almost been a year since the last Gathering of the Juggalos. The world was a lot more innocent then. There were no oil spills, our iPhones didn't drop bars when you touched them, and we were still reeling from the 9th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Here's the latest infomercial promoting the next gathering, which I'm kinda impressed by. I don't know how they managed to get Coolio, Tila Tequila, Slick Rick and Gallagher all at the same event, but they did it. Miracles, ya'll. 

Also, let's talk about Sugar Slam for a second. Her mouth is dirty, she looks a little slutty and...well, she looks a little slutty. If this caliber of women will be attending the Gathering next month - and not this thing - then you can rest assured I'll be there, painting dripping from my sweaty, ICP-admiring crack and everything. 

I wish this was a real show. Mostly, because I just want The Wire back on the air.

Girls, music, booze, a little girl? Something is not right here, and it's definitely not the alcohol. My best guess is one of the girls dancing is her other daughter.

Click Here to see some bad celebrity parenting.

Even if plastic surgery can't fix what's inside, it can provide a serious distraction.

(Look at my boobs, now look at my dent.....look at my boobs, now look at my dent. You're growing sleepy and sympathetic to my problems.)