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Lady Gaga + Cartman + Walken = SUPREME WIN

By: LG Staff
November 19 2009, 9:14 AM

 

If only Cartman and Christopher Walken were in every music video.

 

Total News or Total Lies?

Total News or Total Lies?

Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

 
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From The Notebooks of Lady Gaga

By: Lady Gaga
November 17 2009, 7:11 AM

 

Helllllo my friends,

Lady Gaga here and I have something extremely important to share with you today...for God and the Gays, for the misfits and the miscreants....for the future and all that we hold true in this world and I just want to thank you, my fans, for being here with me right now. I feel truly blessed and I'm so happy that I get to share with you this moment on this little speck of space on the internet so that you and I can be closer and make this whole thing, this whole shining radiance of magnificient things real and One and at peace for the world. I truly, truly believe this. Be here with me.

I am opening up my sketchbooks here for the first time because I believe we can transcend all the hate in the world just by this tiny act, regardless of whether or not God and Gays get along, or whether or not you believe I have a penis, or whether or not everything that you hold true in this world is negated by everthing that was negated by all the Powers and Purpose from the last time you listened to one of my songs. I don't want to get long winded here, but I just want you to know I hear what you're saying and that I truly believe if we just keep making music and loook towards the future...not just of a future of fashion, but a fashion of future, than everything will be alright.

So without further ado, here are some costume ideas I'm working on for my Winter concert tour...

 

 

 

Do you have any costume ideas you'd like to share with me? Just send them too LadyGagaIsFashionable@gmail.com and I'll post them here soon!

God, Gays, and Trannys,

Lady Gaga

 

 

 
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President Obama Orders LiquidGeneration to Save The Children

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 3:29 PM

 

Excuse the dust around here, and all the little bugs and mispellings you're bound to find on our little corner on the internet. We're going to try something a little different today.

As part of President Obama's push to make more American teens read, he personally reached out to LiquidGeneration* to provide some word-based entertainment for you. Sure, you'll still see our award winning** animations and games, but you'll also see Words. Lots of them, as ordered by the Commander In Chief of the United States of America. So if you don't like it, don't be mad because we'll just ask Obama to bomb you. For the children. Because he wants them to learn how to read, through us.

Thank you for reading,

LiquidGeneration

P.S. - If you see anything you love or hate, we'd like to know about it. Just leave a comment below, or if you really want to make me upset and cry like a little girl, just shoot me a personal email: slippy@liquidgeneration.com.

 

*no he didn't

**Awards, as in the cookies our mothers give us each time we make fun of Lindsay Lohan. They hate her because she's one of those "fast girls." Their words.

 

 

 
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New Game: Kill The Kardashians

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 2:41 PM

 

Ladies and Gentleman, because we're a bit retarded and love a good throwback to the days when creating games that inflicted imaginary harm upon celebrities were not only frowned upon, BUT ALSO CELEBRATED (!), we have for you: Kill The Kardashians. For those of you who believe that this game is crass, wrong, disgusting and morally reprehensible: you are right. But you're also wrong, because we have no doubt - none in the world! - that you also believe Sponge Bob Square Pants is the reason your child is gay. Or something like that. Now to the offended, get back to work. For those of you who want to waste a little more of your company's time playing a fun game insteading of browsing Craigslist for bodies you can kidnap and keep in your closet, enjoy.

Play the game.

P.S. And yes, we still believe Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest woman in the world.

 
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Reason Not To Have Kids #267

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 9:24 AM

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.

(via Don Chavez)

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

Skeletor's Fantasy Boobs

Skeletor's Fantasy Boobs

Greetings slaves, it is I Skeletor bringing you Whoose Boobs, the only online game that is the rightful ruler of the Castle Boob-Skull!

 

Beer Pong

Beer Pong

Beer Pong is a drinking game that college students have been playing ever since red plastic cups and cheap beer were invented. Now Liquid Generation is bring you all this drunktastic fun in this online game.

 

Panic Face King

Panic Face King

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

 

The Party Foul Game

The Party Foul Game

There’s always someone who wants to ruin a party. Listen to these audio clips of classic movie party fouls, and try to guess where they’re from!

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 3?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 3?

Here’s a game that not just any movie buff can play. This game requires serial killer instincts!

 

Name That Game 4: Settle the Score!

Name That Game 4: Settle the Score!

It's week four of Name That Game. Have you proven that you're a real gamer yet?

 

Choose Your Own Pimp Adventure

Choose Your Own Pimp Adventure

In this game your job is to navigate through CrunkTown and deliver your demo tape to a D.J. You make the moves, and risk being caught by the fuzz.

 

Superhero Memory

Superhero Memory

Here’s a game that’s similar to traditional Memory, but it involves Superheroes! Just match the superhero with his or her superhero symbol. If played enough, this game will make you SUPER smart.

 

Super Seizure Space Fighter Fever

Super Seizure Space Fighter Fever

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

 

Boobies Are My Kind of Guy!

Boobies Are My Kind of Guy!

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

 

The Tara Reid Drinking Game

The Tara Reid Drinking Game

Get tits-wasted and play the High or Low card game with Tara Reid.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

Fat Kids Getting Hurt to Music

Fat Kids Getting Hurt to Music

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

 

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