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Announcing The LG Store

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 19 2009, 7:43 AM

 

 

 

For some reason a box of Sprinkles Cupcakes, Mrs. Fields Cookies, and some leftover Halloween cookies were sitting on an empty desk inside LG Headquarters. So was a bottle of the weightloss drug Zantrex (we have no idea how that got there...perhaps somebody is sending us a message? Collectively, the company only weights 50000 billion pounds so I don't what that message can be). Anyway, thought we'd open up an LG store to give some of this stuff away (except the Zantrex!). If you'd like any of these things please let us know. Or if you have any other questions or complaints. Our email talkback@liquidgeneration.com!

 

 

 

Yes, we're not going to lie. We're going to go see Twilight just like everybody else is. However, we're buying up the 50 seats surrounding us because we don't want to sit next to the people in the videos below. It's not that we find them so annoying, we just don't want to share our tissues with them!  (Just kidding! (j/k again!) (j/k!) (no really, j/k!)

The Nutty Madam

 

The Chubster Spazzes

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Mrs. Claus Ta-Tas

Mrs. Claus Ta-Tas

Brr, it’s cold in here, there must be some boobies in the atmosphere! It’s almost Christmas folks, so let’s dig our Claus into some famous frozen ta-tas!

 

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

 

Sweeney Todd Trailer

Sweeney Todd Trailer

In theaters 12-21-07. Based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett.

 

Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit

Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

 

Diana Ross - 28 Days Later

Diana Ross - 28 Days Later

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

 

Mary-Kate Oldson

Mary-Kate Oldson

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

 

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