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Tiffany Theissen Is Going To Give Birth to Something

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 11 2009, 11:32 AM

The girl that Mr. Belding totally wanted to bang, but couldn't because of legal (and grossness) reasons, is pregnant.

This got us thinking: What would Tiffany Theissen's child look like if she made it with the Saved By The Bell cast members? Well, we ran the sperm of Zack, Slater, Screech and yes, Mr. Belding, through a BabyMaker app on the Knocked Up movie's website (science!) and it came up with the results below. We can only speculate that if any of these babies were to shoot out of Kelly Kopowski's crotch the doctor would most likely toss it into a trash bin. Or she will. Or we will. Who knows? These babies are pretty fricking 'tardy for the party (if you know what I'm saying).

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

Bangs Takes U To Da Movies

Bangs Takes U To Da Movies

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

 

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene?

Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

 

Fill In The Blank: Action Movies

Fill In The Blank: Action Movies

We show you a clips of some of the best action movies ever and you have to finish the line of dialog that got cut off!

 

Who Peed?

Who Peed?

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

 

10 Foreign Horror Classics

10 Foreign Horror Classics

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

 

The Party Foul Game

The Party Foul Game

There’s always someone who wants to ruin a party. Listen to these audio clips of classic movie party fouls, and try to guess where they’re from!

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 3?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 3?

Here’s a game that not just any movie buff can play. This game requires serial killer instincts!

 

10 Favorite Stoner Movies

10 Favorite Stoner Movies

That's what we love about these stoner movies, man, we watch them, but they're never remembered.

 

Who Farted?

Who Farted?

Think you’re the expert at famous Hollywood farts? Well then you are pretty sad. Hear the fart then guess which movie it came from.

 

Which Movie Hero Are You?

Which Movie Hero Are You?

You’re a leader. The Chosen One. The boss. Amazing. You’re a hero – the awesome ones you see in all those kick-ass action movies. So we have to ask: Which movie hero are you?

 

Awesome Will Smith Movie Review

Awesome Will Smith Movie Review

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

 

College Girls

College Girls

Choose your favorite girls from the college movie student body.

 

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

 

Who Barfed?

Who Barfed?

Do you know your cinematic spewage? Listen to the sweet sound of human up-chuck and try to guess which famous movie it came from.

 

Lohan Forgets To Spray-Tan Her Under-Boobs

Lohan Forgets To Spray-Tan Her Under-Boobs

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 4?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 4?

We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.

 

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

 

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