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A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

 

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

 

Christmas Story Death

Christmas Story Death

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

 

Life Ruined by Tea Bagging

Life Ruined by Tea Bagging

This kid's life was ruined by tea bagging. Don't worry kid, a nation mourns with you.

 

Game: Tara Reid's Ass-Roids!

Game: Tara Reid's Ass-Roids!

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?