Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Smoke weed, listen to Sonny & Cher. Smoke crack, listen to Pete & Kate. Makes sense.

Madame Tussaud's has done it again… Kate Moss is wax-ified!

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

Never fear, Kate Moss is off the gack. Hahahahaha, just kidding.

Watch Kate Moss snort boatloads of scrumptiously delicious blow.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.