Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

Rihanna needs to spend less time under her umbrella and more time at the Dermatologist. You are rich, you have no excuses!

Suzanne Somers is practically a leather handbag at this point. She has spent more time under the UV lamps than a hotdog at the Kiwk-E-Mart.

Why is she wearing this!? Could Woody Allen possibly age more gracefully than Annie Hall herself?

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

In Russia, they love Vodka so much, that during times of peace, all guards carry AK-47'S made of Vodka Bottles. Drink up you commie bastards!

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Jenny McCarthy strikes a fierce pose as does her "Hoo Hah". This is not so much a camel toe as it is a coin purse.

What's bad about this cover of "Survivor"? Pretty much everything. What's great about the video? The attempt to distract you with her "coconuts".

Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.

Umm yeah. This is actually for real. Dappled Cities took on the classic track by the Bee Gees and nailed it. Do you hear those frickin harmonies? Do you!?