Hopefully this is not a weapon of choice when patrolling oil fields in Iraq, gas is expensive enough.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

In theaters 11-16-07. The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel's mother, who begins killing out of revenge.

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

This has to be the best invention in the field of ergonomics that we have seen so far. Do they have a his and hers?