Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

My mom found my flavored condom stash, and now she can't stop chewin' on Trojans.

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

Oh look, it's your mom! Snap! Gotcha! Waazzzz up!

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.

Watch a hilarious drunk lady yell at a cop. We hate it when mom acts this way.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.