Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

My mom found my flavored condom stash, and now she can't stop chewin' on Trojans.

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

We show you two photos featuring celebrities, and you have to guess what the differences is between them. Hard. Yes. Easier than you mom? Yes.

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

Oh look, it's your mom! Snap! Gotcha! Waazzzz up!

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

We show you two pictures and you have to guess what the difference is between them. Easy? No. Easy as your mom? Hell yeah.

This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.

Watch a hilarious drunk lady yell at a cop. We hate it when mom acts this way.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

All you have to do is press the red dot and aggravate the Hindu! It’s as easy as your mom!