"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

In theaters 11-30-07. A twenty-nine year-old slacker who lives with his mom realizes his sweet set-up is threatened when she hears wedding bells with her self-help guru boyfriend.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Time to match the celebrities with their tattoos! It’s not as easy as your mom.

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

Hey Rocky! Cuff and Link were more attractive than your Mom.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

...and you know how annoying SHE is!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

Match pictures to make band names. Yes, it's as easy as your mom, sister, grandma, and your girlfriend.

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

This is my favorite move. Although I'm not an actual wrestler, and I use this move while naked. Don't tell my mom.