Desperate for attention much?

Desperate for attention much?

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

 

Run-DMC - "Christmas In Hollis"

Run-DMC - "Christmas In Hollis"

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

 

Mama's Boy Trailer

Mama's Boy Trailer

In theaters 11-30-07. A twenty-nine year-old slacker who lives with his mom realizes his sweet set-up is threatened when she hears wedding bells with her self-help guru boyfriend.

 

Chuck-e-Weed

Chuck-e-Weed

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

 

Baby Hates Daddy

Baby Hates Daddy

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

 

Whose Tattoo #2

Whose Tattoo #2

Time to match the celebrities with their tattoos! It’s not as easy as your mom.

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 

Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom

Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

 

Cop Makes Illegal U-turn

Cop Makes Illegal U-turn

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

 

Jackie Stallone Is Uglier Than Rocky

Jackie Stallone Is Uglier Than Rocky

Hey Rocky! Cuff and Link were more attractive than your Mom.

 

Kathleen Turner

Kathleen Turner

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

 

Segway Mom

Segway Mom

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

 

Paris is STILL Driving!

Paris is STILL Driving!

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

 
 

Sanjaya's Mom Smokes Pot

Sanjaya's Mom Smokes Pot

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

 

Psycho Mom & Atheist Son

Psycho Mom & Atheist Son

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

 

Pict-O-Band 16: A Music Game

Pict-O-Band 16: A Music Game

Match pictures to make band names. Yes, it's as easy as your mom, sister, grandma, and your girlfriend.

 

Parking Lot Rage

Parking Lot Rage

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

 

Courtney Love is Even Scarier

Courtney Love is Even Scarier

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

 

Wrestling is Awesome

Wrestling is Awesome

This is my favorite move. Although I'm not an actual wrestler, and I use this move while naked. Don't tell my mom.

 

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