Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

Make your friends believe that somebody they know is a sex pervert by sending them one of our News Pranks. Perfect for gullible moms.

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

At least she didn't murder grandma!

We’re gonna show you a picture and you have to guess whether it’s a sports face or sex face. Don’t let this get you too excited. Your mom is in the other room.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

Even my mom knows this one.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

This video makes it just too easy to hate the hosts on QVC.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

The kind of video your Mom will forward you in six months after she sees it on Oprah.