30 Rock's Biggest Fan

30 Rock's Biggest Fan

After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.

 

Molested as a child

Molested as a child

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

 

Kids Have Herpes

Kids Have Herpes

Michael needs to learn that before you molest a child, you're always supposed to disinfect their fun parts.

 

News Pranks: Holiday Edition

News Pranks: Holiday Edition

Prank your friends by sending them a fake news story that features somebody they know. Did one of your friends molest an elf?

 

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

 

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.

 

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