NEWS
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
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7/23/2009
ANIMATIONS
Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.
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7/1/2009
ANIMATIONS
Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.
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7/1/2009
PHOTOS
Now when someone asks what your dad looks like you can say Matt Damon.
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5/7/2008
VIDEOS
This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!
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7/5/2007
NEWS
This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.
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3/10/2006
NEWS
This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.
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11/18/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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7/16/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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5/13/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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2/18/2005