Michele Merkin Lives Up to Her Name

Michele Merkin Lives Up to Her Name

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

 

American Apparel's Next Top Model

American Apparel's Next Top Model

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

 

Freak of Nature Considered Beautiful

Freak of Nature Considered Beautiful

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

 

Janice's DICKinson

Janice's DICKinson

The world's first bitchiest supermodel models her crotch. Gross.

 

Men in Their Underware!

Men in Their Underware!

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

 

Mischa Smokes a Joint

Mischa Smokes a Joint

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

 

Eliana Ramos – Before She Died

Eliana Ramos – Before She Died

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

 

Adrianne Curry

Adrianne Curry

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

 

Jordan and a Fox

Jordan and a Fox

Model Jordan is the foxiest one in this photo!

 

Tyra Banks is Fat

Tyra Banks is Fat

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

 

Sexy Model

Sexy Model

Izabel Goulart is French for "sexy sexy ooh la la."

 

Sleeping With Models

Sleeping With Models

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

 

Living Skeleton

Living Skeleton

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

 

Hot Chick with a Chainsaw

Hot Chick with a Chainsaw

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

 

Kirstie Alley Models a Bikini

Kirstie Alley Models a Bikini

Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.

 

Fat Model

Fat Model

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!

 

Model Passes Out

Model Passes Out

Check out this model that passed out on some reality show. It looks totally staged. What do you think?

 

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