This furry friend may be challenged in the leg department (he has only 3) but his shrewd (that is dog food he picks up) and cunning lil noggin more than make up for it. Now if only he could figure out how to cover the security cameras...

This may look like fun but it could have turned out way different. Dude is one lucky Estonian.

By now you may have heard of the young man and woman who auctioned off their virginity for some weirdo documentary. The woman's raked in $780,000 from some Japanese perv while the poor dude's only brought in a measly $3,000. Here's the vid advertising the "goods". Couldn't they have done a little more to up the guy's sexy there? Golf and baggy karate clothes? Maybe that's what does it for some people... (but not the super rich and eager ones apparently)

We dig this guy's passion and enthusiasm. The only thing is, a quick Google search yielded no evidence that salt actually kills flies, slugs and snails yes, but no word on flies. Also, this guy may wanna stop shooting flies off his food or he's gonna have some salty jello, cheetos, and possibly some high cholesterol.

Finally some street musicians that you have some say over. This was a clever fundraising tactic from the gang over at CDZA. It's so clever in fact, that participants may not even realize they are parting with their money. Everybody is so eager to play God these days, it's the excitement over having control over these 3 dudes that people are focused on.

This may be the world's biggest dumb ass. We're scared for our country's future.

You may have seen this video recently, but did you know what you were REALLY seeing? It was presented as evidence that clams do, in fact, like salt. AND have big nasty, slimy, creepy, tongues. But, yo, check it, that ain't no tongue, it be a leg. And the clam ain't eating no salt, the salt be sticking to it's slimy leg as it feels around and tries to dig itself underground to hide cause you know what, clams don't like shitty kitchen tables covered in salt! (`The smell of the salt deceived the clam into thinking it was by the water).

OMFG. We may never swim in the ocean again! This happens way more than you probably think. According to one source there are at last 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States. Anyhoo, here's a tamer case that's actually pretty funny. No penetration, no grabbing limbs with their prehensile penises and pulling swimmers under (true occurrence!!!), just a little seemingly consensual humping action... good time had by all!

We know, we know, publishing HILARIOUS videos of highly medicated kids may be a wee bit questionable on the morality tip.... but we dare you not to laugh! This kid is amazing.

This video may be the cutest thing you see all day.

If this ever happens to you.

I'm starting to suspect Werner Herzog may have been right?

You may regret it later.