One Missed Call Trailer

One Missed Call Trailer

In theaters 1-4-08. In this remake of the Japanese horror film "Chakushin Ari", several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves -- messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.

 

Be Kind Rewind Trailer

Be Kind Rewind Trailer

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

 

National Treasure: Book of Secrets Trailer

National Treasure: Book of Secrets Trailer

In theaters 12-21-07. Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage) looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth's diary.

 

Mary-Kate Oldson

Mary-Kate Oldson

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

 

Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.

 
 

Miss Piggy Boobs

Miss Piggy Boobs

This week America’s sexiest swine offers up a batch of her favorite celebrity boobs.

 

Speed Painting Optimus Prime

Speed Painting Optimus Prime

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

 

Runaway Truck Takes Out City Block

Runaway Truck Takes Out City Block

Luckily, this huge truck missed hitting any pedestrians!

 

Kate Moss is Skinny and Goth

Kate Moss is Skinny and Goth

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

 

Miss USA Falls Down

Miss USA Falls Down

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

 

Who'd You Rather: Season Finale Girls

Who'd You Rather: Season Finale Girls

The ‘06-’07 TV season is ending, and here are the hotties we’ll miss the most.

 

Jessica Simpson Whores Out

Jessica Simpson Whores Out

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

 

I Miss My Stalker

I Miss My Stalker

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

 

Lindsay Missed a Button

Lindsay Missed a Button

This slut is just hanging out all over the place.

 

Simon Outs Ryan on American Idol!

Simon Outs Ryan on American Idol!

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!

 

Booth Babes 4: Bikini Gift Guide

Booth Babes 4: Bikini Gift Guide

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

 

Beyonce Wears a Bald Cap

Beyonce Wears a Bald Cap

Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.

 
 

Tila Tequila's Calls Jared Leto Her Boyfriend

Tila Tequila's Calls Jared Leto Her Boyfriend

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

 

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