WHY can't beauty queens speak??? Is it a prerequisite? Her name is Mariah Carey btw. And so the stereotype lives on...

Nicely done, mister, nicely done! The cops didn't even realize their car was missing until 911 calls started coming in about a cop car driving erratically. He escaped despite shots fired. Last we checked he was still on the run. Wonder how he finally got those handcuffs off...

Now this is one wasted lady! Picture the thought process (or lack there of) that ran through her head from the second she spotted the live news report to the moments she appeared on screen and while the reporter was talking about her (that is, if she even noticed!). Props to the news reporter here for not missing a beat.

This is too dang cute not to post. We must say, this kid really keeps it together for someone who just got his nose jacked (and by his own father non-the-less!) We should all be so calm when facing such adversity, it seems that cool, collected, negotiating even under the most dire of circumstances, really does the trick. Good thing, we almost had another Michael Jackson, missing nose situation on our hands.

A.k.a., the air hump. What's this dog thinking??!! He keeps at it for quite some time too! Doesn't he realize something's missing? A pretty important something at that!

Beat boxing and evening gowns are a sight we never thought we'd see, but the two came together in the 2012 Miss World Talent Competition in the form of one Miss Philippines. We're not sure what those noises are in between her beats but she seems to hold her own. Oh it's a post, post, post modern world.

Still misses the jump.

Not sure how she does it, but it's certainly mesmerizing.

By the skin of your teeth.

All that's missing is the pain.

Watch this guy go from bad-ass to instant coward.

Any closer and the world would be minus two cars.

Can you tell which is real and which are stuffed animals?