Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

That dumbass Mischa REALLY can't drive. First she got into a fender-bender with Nicole Richie's car, now this. Take away for keys!

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.