OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Miracle Hockey Goal

Miracle Hockey Goal

178 feet or some number of meters, silly Canuks and their hockey.

 

TomKat Baby from Outerspace

TomKat Baby from Outerspace

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

 

Baby Plays Hey Jude

Baby Plays Hey Jude

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Lemon Children

Lemon Children

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

 

Thriller Train Dance

Thriller Train Dance

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

 

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

 

Abortion Flush

Abortion Flush

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

 

Baby Pandas Are Curious

Baby Pandas Are Curious

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

 

The White Christmas Game

The White Christmas Game

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

 

Spice on Ice!

Spice on Ice!

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

 

9th Grade Whore

9th Grade Whore

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

 

Blow me!

Blow me!

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

 

Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies

Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

 

The 15 Lateral Miracle

The 15 Lateral Miracle

When you're down a touchdown with one play left, call the ole Hook and 15 Laterals.

 

Ellen Ripley's Niece

Ellen Ripley's Niece

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

 

Jesus Approves!

Jesus Approves!

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

 

Mixmaster Baby

Mixmaster Baby

Lean wit it, rock wit it, little baby!

 

Grandma's Corpse Smells Funny

Grandma's Corpse Smells Funny

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

 
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