Or super cool puppet.

One of the coolest inventions, ever!!!

Small, but deceptively powerful.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

This has two of the internet's favorite genres. "Person smacking face into floor" and "brief shot up the skirt of a pretty girl".

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!

...And she's got the see-through skirt to prove it!

Thank god she's back to her skanky roots.

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.