WYR: Milk Moustaches

WYR: Milk Moustaches

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

 

Milk Crate Car Jump

Milk Crate Car Jump

The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

 

Magic Milk

Magic Milk

Bet that cow really appreciates such a practical use of its resources.

 

Hayden Drinks Some "Milk"

Hayden Drinks Some "Milk"

The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.

 

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

 

Anne Hathaway is Hungry

Anne Hathaway is Hungry

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

 

Cereal Straws

Cereal Straws

Froot Loops now have straws made of cereal to suck up your leftover milk! No more looking like a slob, drinking from the bowl.

 

Fred & Barney Cereal Death

Fred & Barney Cereal Death

Fruity Pebbles -- the cereal that turns the milk BLOOD RED!

 

Airbags

Airbags

A milk explosion would seriously do some damage here.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 192: Milk Maids

Whoose Boobs Week 192: Milk Maids

These mothers just had their babies, so naturally, their boobs are ginormous and fantastic.

 

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