There's no movie a lil Tom Selleck's mustache action wouldn't improve. Watch and see.

One of the greatest fight scenes ever.

I don't even know what to say about this one.

Is taken on a roller coaster ride.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

Now when someone asks what your dad looks like you can say Matt Damon.

Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?

The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

Bet that cow really appreciates such a practical use of its resources.

When the people don't take The People's Court seriously, what hope do we have left?

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.