These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.
The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.
Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.
Froot Loops now have straws made of cereal to suck up your leftover milk! No more looking like a slob, drinking from the bowl.