Midgets, or people as tall as midgets, shouldn't be allowed near a dodgeball game.

This little guy has all the moves.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

These little guys REALLY need the Kiss boots.

"You Got Served" got shrinky-dinked! Midget breakdancers rule!

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

Have you ever seen a rat midget? See it to believe it.

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.