It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

What did she say?

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

Ever wanted to talk to Michael Jackson? Now’s your chance. LiquidGeneration has him on our celebrity chatline right now!

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

Too soon?

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.

Before you pass judgement on the King of Pop, you might want to ask yourself: Which Michael Jackson Are You?

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.