Muslim Usher Dance

Muslim Usher Dance

I think it's just Michael Jackson under that burka…

 

Midget Michael Jackson

Midget Michael Jackson

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

 

Santa's KKKramer Stand-up

Santa's KKKramer Stand-up

See Santa Claus do HIS version of the infamous Michael Richards racist meltdown. Ho-ho-horrifyingly offensive!

 

Whose Hand is That

Whose Hand is That

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

 

Kramer Shirt

Kramer Shirt

Only one of many recently-inspired Michael Richards shirts

 

Michael J. Fox's Stem Cell Ad

Michael J. Fox's Stem Cell Ad

Teenwolf himself in an ad regarding stem cell research. Watch as he imitates Jello Jigglers!

 

Michael Jackson & Child

Michael Jackson & Child

Sometimes you just need to rest your head in the crotch of a pop star.

 

720 Slam Dunk

720 Slam Dunk

Can you do a 720 and slam dunk? Could Michael Jordan? Nope and Nope! This guy gets amazing air! Does he fart to get up there?

 

Snakes on a Claire Danes

Snakes on a Claire Danes

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!

 

Snakes On a Bible: Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Holy Bible

Snakes On a Bible: Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Holy Bible

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

 

Medieval Burger

Medieval Burger

We hear Peter Jackson's fat ass wants to direct a movie based on medieval burgers.

 

Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina

Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!

 

Michale Jackson Kidnaps Princess

Michale Jackson Kidnaps Princess

We hope that Mario can come save the little princess.

 

Michael Jackson's Changing Face

Michael Jackson's Changing Face

See the metamorphasis of a chronically weird popstar.

 

Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Michael Jacson Is Not My Lover

Suck My News Weekly: Michael Jacson Is Not My Lover

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Michael Jackson's Dropping Babies

Michael Jackson's Dropping Babies

This game is kind of like basketball, but with a baby instead of a ball, and Michael Jackson instead of Michael Jordan.

 

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