La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

Michael Bay said he could use some flames.

Does this make Michael Jordan, Lex Luthor?

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

Michael needs to learn that before you molest a child, you're always supposed to disinfect their fun parts.

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.