Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina

Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!

 

Michael Jackson's Changing Face

Michael Jackson's Changing Face

See the metamorphasis of a chronically weird popstar.

 

Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Michael Jacson Is Not My Lover

Suck My News Weekly: Michael Jacson Is Not My Lover

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Michael Jackson's Dropping Babies

Michael Jackson's Dropping Babies

This game is kind of like basketball, but with a baby instead of a ball, and Michael Jackson instead of Michael Jordan.

 

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