Hey this is Michael Vick! Let’s get ready for some hard core dog fights bro!

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Fox News, yet again, demonstrates how little it knows about anything by making a mock of itself by running this story. Epic LULZ 4-EVER!

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.

For those of you in the know, this is a rare acoustic performance from Dinosaur Jr.'s J Mascis playing the new single from the new record Beyond.

An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!

Photo-enhancement technology proves it!

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Fan-made video montage of MORE Fox News footage of the "bomb scare" over ATHF promotional signs. And don't call them Lite Brites.

Fox News has a hilarious take on the Cartoon Network/Aqua Teen "bomb" scare.

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

Model Jordan is the foxiest one in this photo!