Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.
(via Don Chavez)
Mrs. Claus Ta-Tas
Brr, it’s cold in here, there must be some boobies in the atmosphere! It’s almost Christmas folks, so let’s dig our Claus into some famous frozen ta-tas!
Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You
Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!
Christmas Movie Shootout!
A Christmas Story, Home Alone and Die Hard are three of the best Christmas movies ever, and now you too can join in the fun by shooting the bad guys from the movies! Yippee-Kayee Mother Funtimes!
WYR: Santa's Hot Helpers
It’s almost Christmas so be sure to have a hottie to help you open up your gifts!
A Very Lindsay Lohan Christmas: The 12 Steps of Rehab
Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.
Angry Leprechaun E-Card: A Very Crybaby Christmas
Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!
Tremendoustan: The Story Of Christmas
It’s Christmas in Tremendoustan, and Co-Vice Presidents Ali & Habib accidentally put together the most insane Nativity Pageant of all-time.
Most Sentimental Christmas Moment Ever
The movie Christmas Vacation gives us the most sentimental holiday moment ever.
The Empire Hates Christmas
With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!
Run-DMC - "Christmas In Hollis"
Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.
The White Christmas Game
Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.
Beer Pong 4 Christmas
Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.
Santa's slippin' on the tree front
This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.
This Christmas Trailer
In theaters 11-21-07. A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family's first holiday together in four years.
Bearforce1 - Christmas Is Here
The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.
Motorcycle Merry-Go-Round
Somehow these girls agreed to sit on the merry-go-round while these guys spun it with a scooter. And no, it doesn't end pretty.
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