Don't give your kid a lightsaber for Christmas. You won't live to regret it!

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

There's only a few more days left till Christmas, do you know where your boobs are?

You remember this song, but do you remember the video? Of course not. Watch it and then try to get the song out of your head while pounding edd nog shooters with your grampa.

Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. Play this while you're avoiding your family during Christmas.

I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, thanks to these boobs!

At Christmas everybody’s got a little soul.

Hello and welcome to Whose Boobs the only on-line game with tit-mites in its smile and all the tender sweetness of s a seasick boob-o-dile.

Ever since there was a Christmas there was someone trying to steal it.

A month of Christmas specials equals a month full of reasons that you should probably get TIVO.

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

Kiefer loves his whiskey and he loves his Christmas Trees.

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.

This Christmas lock up your cookie jar and don't leave Santa any cookies. The GingerDead Man is coming to town and he is going to kill your whole family.

Watch the creators of Liquid Generation sing you a Christmas song!

Satiate your Christmas Movie hunger by taking a quiz about Stupid Christmas Movies. Or are they Holiday Movies?