This week Jesus talks about his favorite Christmas presents of all time: boobs.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

In theaters 11-21-07. A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family's first holiday together in four years.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

Somehow these girls agreed to sit on the merry-go-round while these guys spun it with a scooter. And no, it doesn't end pretty.

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

The awesomest scary Christmas horror movie parody that won't be coming to a theatre near you!!

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

Christmas with the Family Guy is better than Hanukkah with King of the Hill

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg perform the instant Christmas classic, "D**k in a Box."

Watch one family’s attempt at annoying the crap out of their neighbors, and making sure their electricity bill is higher than a Las Vegas casino.

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

The Sin Destroyers are "the Christianest rock band," and will obliterate any doubt of their rock prowess with the video for "Gifts to the World."

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!