Here's a man who has never walked through an Automatic Door, and will probably never again.

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

We show you a picture of a beast of a man or man/woman and you have to guess which it is!

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

Some people carry laptops in their bags, others...

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

This game is like the real Hang Man, except 100% more horny.

Operate on the skinny Indian man but don't screw up or you're going to end this man's life.