Wait for it, it's totally worth it.

Let's hear it for random local celebrities.

Talk about skills, man...this guy's great.

To trigger the flashing radar, this mysterious caped man is going over 50 km/h.

Remember, Burning Man looks fun...but it's full of filthy stinking hippies.

I watch a lot of late night television, so I've seen the infomercial for these little orb-things. This man should be their spokesperson.

It's cool that he wasn't hurt. But, if that was me, I'd get the hell away from that car.

Did anyone else see, 'Grizzly Man'? Or the Polish newscaster get mauled by the circus bear? Wild animals don't belong around humans.

This man is either an amazing pilot or the luckiest/stupidest person on earth. Either way, it's an amazing maneuver.

I have no clue who this man is, but I love a good on-air meltdown as much as the next guy.

Here's a dispatch from the Furry Movement. A portrait of a man or lady dressed as a dog...while holding their dog. What's scary about this isn't the fact that the Furry appears to be on crystal meth, what's scary is that somebody allowed this person into their studio to take this photograph. We believe in Limited Government, but when citizens are allowed to dress like freaking morons and these freaking morons are allowed to own dogs and these morons somehow find a way to use the internet and upload these photos, well, we just think there should be a special Waterboarding and Execution Division of the US Government that would punish people who do these sort of things. It's not adorable, dude.  It's just disturbing and sad and we're going to go to our room and cry now. 

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