Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

He may think this banana proves God exists but this video only proves he enjoys the company of other men.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Looks like the "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man" gets a girlfriend in the upcoming Ghostbusters III.

When the court of public opinion tries to convict Jake Gyllenhaal of in fact prefering the company of men, these pictures of Reese in a bikini will not help matters.

This is what happens when a man with too much time on his hands makes a fist.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Elizabeth Swan is a captain.

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.