Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

Beyonce is on vacation in Monaco... in a bikini. Why else are you looking at this?

For those of you in the know, this is a rare acoustic performance from Dinosaur Jr.'s J Mascis playing the new single from the new record Beyond.

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Pamela Anderson did a photoshoot on a boat in Cannes. So the title wrote itself.

Lightning taking out a tree was caught on camera, then replayed in slo-mo for your extreme-viewing pleasure!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

In the Liquid Generation version of "The Office" season finale, Pam and Jim are totally boinking. I mean bleeping.

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

Limbeck are a band from the Los Angeles area, or to be more specific Orange County. They play a brand of classic California rock the way it used to be done back in the 70s. I have had a chance to see the band live a couple of times and their new self-titled record is one of my favorites of 2007. It’s the kinda music that makes you want to have a BBQ!