It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.
She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...
We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.
Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.
Standing next to Fergie and Donatella Versace kind of makes Megan Fox look like a fellow tranny.
Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.
I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!
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